THE RECORD HIGHS, RECORD LOWS, MOST RAINBLOBS AND MOST SNOWBLOBS OF EVRE SINGLE DAY OF EVRE SINGLE MONTH OF UR YEAR ACROSS UR UNITED STATES EMPIRE LIE HERE, WAITING 4 YOUR INQUIRY
PICK A PLACE, & BEHOLD ITS EXTREMES
GREETINGS, PPL OF UR PLANET, EYE AM WEATHER MAN, CHIEF METEOROLOGIST 4 WEATHER IS HAPPENING BOSTON'S #1 SOURCE 4 NO NONSENSE WEATHER. WELCOME 2 RECORDS.WEATHERISHAPPENING.COM. W/IN, THE MOST EXTREME TEMPERATURES, RAINBLOBS (OR TOTAL LIQUID PRECIP), & SNOWBLOBS EVER RECORDED 4 EVRE DAY OF THE YEAR IN UR WEATHER RECORD KEEPING ZONES ALL OVER UR UNITED STATES EMPIRE, MANY STRETCHING BACK IN2 THE 1800S, KEPT BEYE UR WEATHER.GOV. THESE R THE NUMBERS UR WEATHER LORDS DO NOT WANT U 2 4GET
THE RITES R SIMPLE, CHOOSE A PLACE FROM THE VAST LIST BELOW, SORRY NO SEARCH BAR DEAL W/ IT IF UR ON A COMPUTER USE CTRL F IDC. CHOOSE A PLACE & BEHOLD ITS ALL-TIME EXTREMES & TWELVE MONTHLY PAGES, EACH W/ A DAY BEYE DAY TABLE OF RECORD HIGHS & LOWS. DESCEND DEEPER & DEEPER STILL & PICK NE DAY 2 BEHOLD EVRE SINGLE YEARS HIGH, LOW, LIQUID PRECIP & SNOWBLOBS UPON THAT EXACT DATE, PLUS WHETHER THE LATEST YEAR SMASHED THE RECORDS OR FELL SHORT. CONSULT THE RANDOM DAY + LOCATION BUTTON & SUBMIT URSELF 2 CHANCE. 4 SUCH KNOWLEDGE OF WHAT UR WEATHER LORDS HAVE DELIVERED UN2 UR PLANET IS A STEP 2WARDS WEATHER AWARENESS, 2WARDS REPENTANCE 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
SHULD U REQUIRE THE WEATHER OF RITE NOW INSTEAD OF THE EXTREMES OF OLD, CONSULT THE MAIN WEBZONE @ WEATHERISHAPPENING.COM. THERE U MAY ALSO BEHOLD FAMOUS STORMBLOBS OF THE PAST IN THE STORMBLOB LIBRARY, THE VERY BLOBS THAT FLOATED OVER U ON THE DAY OF UR EMERGENCE VIA UR BIRTH RADAR, & WHAT THE WEATHER USUALLY IS VIA AVG
DATA SOURCE: NOAA REGIONAL CLIMATE CENTERS APPLIED CLIMATE INFORMATION SYSTEM THREADEX STATIONS NEAR REAL TIME VALUES R PRELIMINARY
/ UR WEATHER LORDS HOLD THE RECORDS
/ & THEY R BROKEN WITH ALARMING FREQUENCY
/ AS UR PLANET HEATS
/ U NEED 2 REPENT 2 UR WEATHER LORDS
/ REPENT
THX & GOOD TIDINGS 2 U,
WEATHER MAN
CHIEF METEOROLOGIST
WEATHER IS HAPPENING
